Lifewave is black magic…

I’m dropping in to tell you about some new fangled black magic I’ve found b/c I’m still a little confused and really excited at the same time. A girlfriend of mine sent me a message to let me know about “Lifewave”. She knows that I am a total hippie and always interested in learning more about natural healing, medicine, treatments, etc. She knows me well enough to know that this would be something I might be interested in learning more about. She has suffered for years with a lot of issues, with her permission I will go into a few of them b/c both her and I are VERY big into wanting to see others feel better and find a better, healthy way to get… healthy. So, she has suffered from anxiety issues, weight loss resistance, hormone imbalance and just generally feeling BAD no matter what she tries, and let me assure you, SHE HAS TRIED EVERYTHING! I feel like her judgement is incredibly trustworthy bc she literally has tried EVERYTHING! I have been dealing with health struggles for years but nothing in comparison to her. She does the absolute, very best with her health struggles but her issues are always there.

So, my interest was peaked. Then she starts telling me how for the FIRST time her cycle was 28 days and not twice a month like usual. She says she’s running around with energy. She’s been doing regular Zyto scans that have been showing her body/organs much more in balance, and her emotions/hormones changing/making improvements. (For those of you unfamiliar with what that is, here is a link. I have a really good family friend, my gf’s mama, that does them. They’re incredibly informative and frighteningly accurate. If you’re interested in more info send me a message and I’ll happily get you more info or put you in touch with her. She can do them remotely as well. https://www.zyto.com/learning/gettingascan) So OBVIOUSLY this is gonna peak my interest even more. I went on the website and checked it out. The thing with holistic/natural/herbal treatments/medicine, etc is that it just seems to typically take longer. It actually HEALS your body and targets/addresses the REAL issue and what’s really causing your problems. It doesn’t just SLAP a Band-Aid on a bullet wound (yes, there’s that analogy again lol) and potentially create a whole ton of other issues you will now need to address on top of the main issue and you still haven’t figured out/started addressing the INITIAL reason why you were having an issue in the first place. Instead of shutting up your body trying to communicate with you, you’re allowing it the freedom to speak and to heal (yes, that’s super hippie… I know… )

How did it work for me…. now lets address the obvious question. Well, if you’ve been reading my other blogs you may know that I started a low carb, no sugar diet to go along with a major detox I’m doing. My pain has improved (no sugar, less pain, that’s just the sad reality) but it is still there in its annoying, nagging, jerk self way. The other night I decided I’m gonna watch some training videos and test it out (I’ll happily be a guinea pig for hippie crap). My shoulder started kickin’ (maybe the bourbon… maybe the Orange theory… either way, IT HURT) burning pain in the socket, in the neck, down through the fingers. I can’t really number my pain b/c I’ve grown used to having it. Life is weird (a good weird, but weird none the less) without it. I slapped those little patches one on each shoulder/trap area and waited. …. I didn’t wait long. In about one minute my pain was about 1/3 or less of what it was. It felt good! I know they say to move it around and try to find the spot of the most relief, but I wasn’t about to move those babies. That was equivalent to me of putting my baby down when they fell asleep on me. HECK NO! You couldn’t have PAID me to put that child down and go pee, even if my eyeballs were turning yellow…. The real test came next. I had already fired up the heating pad and prepared myself to get the ice pack. I laid down on it and within a couple minutes I realized I genuinely didn’t need it, shut it off and passed out. This requires an explanation for all of you who don’t know me. PAIN keeps me from sleeping well. It makes me toss and turn all night. I injured my shoulder and back at work and that pain radiates all over. Every night I’m flipping sides, rolling, shifting, arm going numb, shoulder burning, back hurting, blah blah blah (am I 95??) and, to be quite honest with you, I DIDN’T move (until my daughter woke me at 230 and then my son at 5am peeing the bed…. kill me… pls… the one night I feel amazing?? Why do toddlers HATE us so much?? It’s like the knew… mom feels good, lets mess with her.) All things considered, I wasn’t gonna complain. I woke up WITHOUT the shoulder/neck pain that I wake up with EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE. My husband tells me how I am when I come out of the bedroom and I hate to say it’s true but it genuinely takes me about two hours in the AM to feel like a human and loosen up. Well, my friends, not the other day. I am 100% going to test this out again, and again and again…. etc.. Now, here is the answer I don’t have b/c I haven’t done this long enough. Will this provide lasting relief or am I just going to have to use these forever? (even if its the latter, it’s still an acceptable option compared to just living in pain). Now, here is my uneducated thought about that question. So, the patch that I used was called “Icewave”. There is another patch that is called the “X39” and it is supposed to help your body with stem cell production and ultimately stem cells heal, right??? So, in conjunction with one another maybe there is hope to alleviate some of that pain for good??? I can’t answer that. I have been so stupid busy lately that I have NOT been able to do the research and the training that I have wanted to do with these things. But, I will learn, slowly. There are patches for so many different things… I wish I could tell you that the website is easy to maneuver but it’s not. I hope they improve that and make it more user friendly. In the meantime, I hope you can sufficiently find some info with this link. Any questions that you have, I will happily answer or find the answer to. I’m really, really interested in seeing where this takes me and how it works. I’m the type of personality that I jump in with both feet. I won’t know unless I try and that’s the reality of it. I can read, train, watch, talk, etc ALL day but in the end I won’t know until those little suckers are stuck to my body.

I’ve included the link to the page. My idea is that I’m gonna get these babies the cheapest way possible so I can try them out for longer. However you find the desire in you to try them or not, that’s up to you and what’s right for you. I have sent some of the sleep ones to a nurse friend of mine who is about the worst sleeper in human history (love you, girl) and I will be really interested to see how it works for her. My pops is hemiplegic and lives in terrible chronic pain every day. I’ll be guinea pigging on him as well. lol.. GUINEA PIGS WANTED!!! If you so desire, let me know! The more piggies the better the study. Here is to better health, less pain, and better quality of life for us all… Oh, and LESS toxic garbage to get us to that point. Stay well my banana friends 🙂

https://lifewave.com/hanabananapants

UPDATE!

So, I have to let you know about some updates since I have been using these little “happy hippie circles” (as my gf calls them now). lol We went out of town for the weekend with four kids. Yes, four under five years old. WHY would we choose to do that you might ask… We asked ourselves the same thing and next year they will stay home! 😂 My GF that I went with is NOT a hippie like I am at all. She appeases me and is willing to try anything but she definitely isn’t the type to look for this stuff. She has a wrist injury from work that causes pain, tendonitis, limited mobility/flexibility, and she’s worn a brace for it. She doesn’t have “back issues” but she works in a labor intensive job and has a two and four year old. So, her wrist was bothering her one day and she had let her baby girl sleep on her back in a low squat position for 45 mins (what we do to not wake our babies is asinine lol). By the time she got back to the hotel room she was stiff and in serious pain. I convinced her to let me give her a hippie treatment. I use the CBDMD on myself quite often and it works good but it takes a little bit and I can’t say it totally removes all pain when it’s really bad. I put a little of my CBD on her wrist and lower back and I used a “lower back pain protocol” I found which I will post a photo. She texted me after we had put all the kids down and said that on a good note, her back and wrist pain was gone! Again, let me remind you, she’s not a hippie. She asked me for what I used and wanted to take some packs home with her b/c they worked so well she wanted to use on her hubby’s bad elbow. THAT alone speaks volumes to me! If she is wanting to use these again, THEY REALLY WORK!

At the same time, on our trip, I was using on my shoulder. Literally the tingling down to my hand, pain, numbness, burning in my shoulder joint, GONE in under 10 mins. Again, it makes sense to me but it doesn’t because it’s SO simple and it works. That’s not how life goes lol!! Does not compute!

I have started loosely following a detox protocol I found. Let me go back in time a little and explain to you that I HAVE TERRIBLE ADHD. I have never slept well (like, terrible). It’s so bad that I had to get two separate mattresses to make up our bed so he wouldn’t kill me. lol.. jk (kinda. He’s an ANGRY sleeper). I toss, I turn, I’m awake all throughout the night. IT SUCKS. The only time I have ever slept “GOOD” (but still groggy) was in my first trimester pregnancy. I slept like a rock and my body had a lot less pain since my immune system wasn’t attacking itself as it was busily working to make a child. (one more reason I miss being pregnant). So, for me to tell you that I have had to just put my phone down and sleep b/c I feel myself passing out and my BRAIN shutting off…. that has NEVER in my life happened to me. Not ONCE and it has happened EVERY single night I have used this happy hippy circle. I am beyond floored. I lay down and I feel my brain shutting down…. THIS BRAIN DOESN’T EVER SHUT DOWN! 😂 I cannot explain the feelings but I can tell you that they’re not in any way MY norm. I will keep on with it and keep updating as things change or whatever update comes along

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